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Glasgow Pubs : Imperial Bar pub in Glasgow
'Small basic bar, recently had a lick of paint. Staff not overly friendly, in fact youare hard pressed to get a "please" or "thank you" especially from the younger barmaid generally on during the day.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Station Bar pub in Glasgow
'This is a fairly good pub but do not go there if the police are looking for you. The place is full of them from the nearby police office. If you have a clear concience you will get a good welcome in this cheery establishment.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Alpen Lodge pub in Glasgow
'This could well have the smallest bar in Glasgow. Do not go in here unless you are prepared to be hassled by shoplifters who come in to sell their il-gotten gains.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Comet Bar pub in Glasgow
'I have never been in this pub. From the outside it looks awful. You would think it had been shelled by George Bush's heroes.'
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Bowling Pubs : The Horseshoe Bar pub in Bowling near Glasgow
'This pub used to be one of the best in Glasgow but it no longer cuts it. The staff used to be completely professional but now appear to change daily. I've never actually been popisoned but it looks a bit grubby.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Oak Bar pub in Glasgow
'Are you kidding! This is not a pub - it's a slum!'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Scotia Bar pub in Glasgow
'A Glsgow institution. It claims to be the oldest in the town, but so do three or four others. Good selection of beers and good for the more traditional kind of music. Good basic grub too. All types drink in here. It has recently changed hands so will have to be monitored in case it goes downhill. Do NOT venture into the pool hall upstairs.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Shields Bar pub in Glasgow
'If there was a contest for the worst pub in Glasgow, no - make that Britain, this one would win it hands down. Avoid unless you are well tooled up.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Tollbooth Bar pub in Glasgow
'A decent pub on the edge of the city centre - venture no farther east if you are not from Glasgow. It is an Irish type pub but not one these ghastly theme pubs. Gaelic football on the telly and a good pint of Guinness.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Welcome Inn pub in Glasgow
'One of those terrible chain pubs. You could be in Gloucester or Aberdeen for all the individuality it has.'
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Cumbernauld Pubs : The Red Comyn pub in Cumbernauld
'Best left alone if you are a Rangers fan. The Celtic supporters bus leaves from here.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Oneills Irish Bar pub in Glasgow
'Fake Irish theme bar. 'nough said'
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Glasgow Pubs : Frankinsteins pub in Glasgow
'Was The PITCHER and Piano. Now an expensive restaurant.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Tennents Bar pub in Glasgow
'Good selection of beers. Basic bar in the otherwise swish west end. All sorts of intellectuals in here pretending to be people. Go in and keep your mouth shut and listen to all sorts of drivel being spoken. Has charm though.'
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Cumbernauld Pubs : Moriartys Wine Bar & Bistro pub in Cumbernauld
'Used to be all right but is some sort of 50s cafe now.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Lee pub in Glasgow
'Nothing much to commend it but if you get into a fight at least you are handy for the Royal Infirmary.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Heraghtys Bar pub in Glasgow
' A decent enough pub. Good guinness but Jack McLean the Herald columnist drinks in here.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Clutha pub in Glasgow
'Sister pub of the Scotia but a bit more modern. No complaints about this place. Good music.'
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St Andrews Pubs : The Keys pub in St Andrews
'It's called "The Keys". The only pub in the town not full of students but the customers here get just as drunk as students.'
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St Andrews Pubs : Whey Pat Tavern pub in St Andrews
'This is a good pub on the edge of the town centre. All theusual golf rubbish on the walls but is still one of the better pubs in the town.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Budgie pub in Glasgow
'Pub next the fruit market open early for theworkers. Attracts jakies from all round till their local dive is open.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Yates Wine Lodge pub in Glasgow
'Nah!'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Ritz Bar pub in Glasgow
'About the only pub in the Charing X area worth visiting.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Old College Bar pub in Glasgow
'Another "oldest pub in Glasgow". If you are a wee old man with a bunnet and a drink problem, this is the place for you.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Lismore pub in Glasgow
'Teuchter theme pub. You can sometimes hear the Gaelic spoken here.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Horseshoe Bar pub in Glasgow
'A dingy shadow of its former self. Used to be one of the best pubs in the city centre but it has fallen away badly in recent years. Still busy on match days.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Bar 67 pub in Glasgow
'Don't go in here with a Rangers top on unless you like hospital food.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Counting House pub in Glasgow
'A Wetherspoons pub. Soulless, devoid of character. The decor is fabulous if you like old banks.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Georgic Bar pub in Glasgow
'This used to be a great wee pub until they added a loung and women started going in.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Fat Boabs Ale House pub in Glasgow
'A dreary joint full of deadbeats. Poor service. There are plenty of decent pubs nearby so you need never go in here.'
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Edinburgh Pubs : Mathers Bar pub in Edinburgh
'Great pub. Old fashioned, full of character and characters.'
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Edinburgh Pubs : Bunch Of Roses pub in Edinburgh
'I've never been in here and don't intend to. Who would want to go to a pub with "excellent lager" and possibly bump into someone who thinks there is such a thing.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Oriental pub in Glasgow
'Solright this wee place. ye'll no get burd but.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The New Blane Valley Bar pub in Glasgow
'Soulless. Smells of food to such an extent it would put you off your beer.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Snaffle Bit pub in Glasgow
'Almost in the west end. Good soup. Decent beer. The teuchter can be seen here in his natural habitat.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Pot Still pub in Glasgow
'Superb range of whiskies. Bar lunches served. A tourist attraction - usually some foreigners burbling in broken english about "how good the Old GlenMcScrumtiousbrodlach 47 year old" is. Well worth a visit if you like a dram, or even a pint. Don't go in and order a round of 14 vodkas. You will only annoy the owner who has put a lot of effort into making this one of Scotland's premier whisky shops. '
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Glasgow Pubs : The Big Glen pub in Glasgow
'Not for tourists. If you don't live within 200 yards of the place, avoid like the plague. The locals will eat you.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Empire Bar pub in Glasgow
'Opens early for those who like lager for breakfast. What you do is buy a rolla nd sausage and a pint. Throw the roll and sausage away. Drink your pint. Repeat till 11 o'clock.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Griffin Bar pub in Glasgow
'When this was an independent pub it was one of the best in Glasgow. It was then bought by a brewery and lost its charm. It's not the worst pub, in fact if you had not known it previously you would think it was all right. You can bump into the odd "star" from the King's Theatre opposite.We're not talking Lawrence Olivier though, more like Widow Twanky.'
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Cumbernauld Pubs : Smiddy Inn pub in Cumbernauld near Glasgow
'Good local pub. Good lunchtime grub. Spoilt by pool table in the bar.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Three Judges pub in Glasgow
'Good selection of ales including guests. No pretensions. Just good beer.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Strand pub in Glasgow
'I didn't know that. I went in once and thought everyone was dressed for halloween. I thought they were staring at my old man costume.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Nia-Roo Bar pub in Glasgow
'Only go here if you are loco.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Arlington Bar pub in Glasgow
'A small local pub. Can get very busy. Don't think jillz would like it cos you get old people(i.e. over 30s) in here. Used to be better when Charlie had it but still OK.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Lynns Bar pub in Glasgow
'Never been in it but it is in a bad area. I doubt if it is recommended by the tourist board.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Bristol Bar pub in Glasgow
'Bitter Rangers bar. Knuckle draggers drink here.'
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Cumbernauld Pubs : The Villager pub in Cumbernauld
'The above comment from the knuckle dragging moron says it all about the kind of people who go drinking in Cumbernauld, which was recently voted the second worst town in Britain. Cumbernauld is so crap that it can't even be the best at being crap. This pub is now called The Villager and I think we know who the villager idiot is.'
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Berwick-Upon-Tweed Pubs : The Leaping Salmon pub in Berwick-Upon-Tweed
'truly awful pub.'
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Coldstream Pubs : The Commercial Inn pub in Coldstream
'Basic bar with decent enough food.'
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Coldstream Pubs : The White Swan pub in Coldstream
'Small bar. Friendly enough but too many youngsters for my liking.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Sir John Stirling Maxwell pub in Glasgow
'Typical Weatherspoons rubbish. Cheap prices, cluttered tables, drunks and jakies.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Gallery pub in Glasgow
'This pub had to change its name from Dow Jones to the Gallery cos some halfwit at the New York Stock Exchange threatened them with legal action. Like you're going to mix up a wee pub in Glasgow with a stock exchange! This used to be alright but the service is not very good and the staff seem to want to stand at the end of the bar talking to their pals rather than serve. A bit pricey for a basic pub. Decent enough lunches. Never any soap in the gents.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Victoria Bar pub in Glasgow
'A wee bit like the Scotia across the road but not as popular. Smells of damp but the beer's alright.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Mission pub in Glasgow
'You would have to be the owner to think that this pub was any good. Andy Beattie should get out more and see how decent pubs look. He wouldn't even have to go far. Pop over the hill into Shawlands Andy and have a look around.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Times Square pub in Glasgow
'Surly barmaids who can't pour Guinness. Security man fron the St Enochs Centre drink in here and swear at the tops of their voices. Hany for the subway so you can move on to somewhere decent.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Crystal Bell pub in Glasgow
'Given the area it is in this pub was a very pleasant surprise. Clean, bright and friendly. Pub lunches which look good (not tried the food yet)but don't wander into the nearby pubs in the Gallowgate cos they are horrible.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Mckinnons Bar pub in Glasgow
'The guy that gave this pub 10/10 is having a laff. This place is frequented by losers, drunks and ne'er-do-wells. I wouldn't even take Les Battersby in here.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Lauders pub in Glasgow
'Another Glasgow institution that began to believe it could do no wrong. Standards slipped and now it's quite ordinary. Barstaff more interested in chatting each other up than serving thirsty customers. Music at Saturday afternoon.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Traders Tavern pub in Glasgow
'Situated in the heart of the Barras market. Rogues drink here.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Babbity Bowsters pub in Glasgow
'This is a genuine find. Excellent pub with guest ales and a good selection of decent wines. The food is excellent in the bar and in the upstairs restaurant. The owner is an eccentric who says outrageous things to customers but can be quite amusing. The only negative is that the prices are a bit on the high side.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Denholms Bar pub in Glasgow
'A bit basic. You will be pestered by shoplifters and some of the bar staff are not up to it-surly, no please or thank you. Not Nancy though. Worth a visit.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Drum and Monkey pub in Glasgow
'Good food. Mainly business types during the day and folk with too much money at night cos it's a bit pricey. Good service, comfy seats.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Park Bar pub in Glasgow
'This used to be a terrific bar but it has turned into some sort of teuchter theme pub. Trying too hard.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Toby Jug pub in Glasgow
'Despite the address the entrance is on Hope St. This pub has the worst barmaid in Glasgow. Go and check for yourself. Surly, inefficient, gobby, snooty. You will soon work out which one I mean.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Vale pub in Glasgow
'Cheapest Guinness in town - £1.50! No pretensions, fast service, good beer, great selection of malt whisky. Handy for Queen Street station but make sure you don't stay too long and miss your train!'
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Glasgow Pubs : Morrisons Bar pub in Glasgow
'Decent pub in up and coming area. Lunches served, great selection of malts, friendly owner, all sorts of customers. Give it a visit.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Maltman pub in Glasgow
'Typical chain pub. Not much to commend it other than cheap lunches. High turnover of staff, all pretty hopeless.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Strathduie pub in Glasgow
'Ordinary working mans pub. Reasonable prices.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Cairn pub in Glasgow
'Local bar in rough area. Not for tourists.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Walkabout pub in Glasgow
'"Australian" sports bar. Dozens of tellys all with sport on. Cheap during the week, expensive at weekends. Reasonable food available- Wallaby Burgers and the like. Gets very busy. Australian (i.e. not very bright) bar staff so you may have to speak s l o w l y. Give it a try if you can get past the bouncers.'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Press Bar pub in Glasgow
'Was the haunt of journalists and newspaper workers when the Herald was next door. Some still come in. Good pub in an area full of pubs. Bright and cheery, clean and tidy. Rolls on sale. I've been flung out of much worse places than this'
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Rutherglen Pubs : The Black Bull pub in Rutherglen near Glasgow
'I haven't been in here for 34 years. Just thought I would share that with you!'
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Glasgow Pubs : Alfredos pub in Glasgow
'Utter dump.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Hubbards pub in Glasgow
'Chain pub. No smoking at the bar. A bit of a dump'
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Glasgow Pubs : The Iron Horse pub in Glasgow
'This is a pub for neds. This guy must be joking if he thinks that the management keep out dodgy customers. The place is full of them. Just like Alfredo's across the road. Make sure you've had your shots before going in here.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Treble Two Bar pub in Glasgow
'This is on the edge of The Calton so be prepared to be robbed by the locals when you leave. Carry elastoplasts cos they'll take your phone and you won't be able to call an ambulance.'
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Glasgow Pubs : J R Tennent pub in Glasgow
'This was a great pub when it was the Red Lion. Now it is rubbish. Why can't they leave things alone.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Lea-Rig pub in Glasgow
'Is this guy having a laff! It's a dump.'
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Glasgow Pubs : Victoria Bar pub in Glasgow
'Decent pub in Partick. It is bigger than it looks from the outside. Hassle free drinking.'
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Stirling Pubs : Porters Bar pub in Stirling
'I went in here one lunchtime. It was full of pensioners and single mums having cheap food served by rude staff. Avoid.'
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Stirling Pubs : Port Customs Bar pub in Stirling
'The regulars look at strangers as if they have come from outer space. They also swear a lot in a funny accent. The pub is all right if you took the kissing cousins (or siblings) out of it.'
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St Ninians Pubs : Scots Wha Hae pub in St Ninians near Stirling
'Went in here just after it had been taken over by new management. The barmaid should not have been left in charge of a litter bin never mind a pub. When I went in she was pouring a pint for someone else. I stood in front of her and she did not say a word. She eventually came back and served me but I could tell her heart wasn't in it. All she wanted to do was stand at the end of the bar and smoke. This wee pub has a lot of potential but it will not be realised while this surly girl works there.'
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Anstruther Pubs : Dreel Tavern pub in Anstruther
'This pub is very good for food. It must get most of the food trade in Anstruther because the other pubs are just rubbish as far as I can seen. Take your credit card and make sure you have a healthy credit limit. The best in Anstruther but that's not saying much.'
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Berwick-Upon-Tweed Pubs : The White Horse pub in Berwick-Upon-Tweed
'Strange little pub. Locals are friendly though as long as you pat their dogs.'
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