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Username : boycie
Date joined : 2004-10-05 21:36:14
Sex : Male
This users message to the world : "I need a drink - now!"
Why they joined this site : "To guide drinkers to decent pubs - and get crap ones pulled down!"


This user has reviewed the following pubs:

Eynsford Pubs : Swallows Malt Shovel pub in Eynsford near Dartford
'no longer run by Roy Swallow but still a very nice pub for food and a few drinks.'
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Lincoln Pubs : Green Dragon pub in Lincoln
'youngsters 'bar'.'
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Lincoln Pubs : Pyewipe Inn pub in Lincoln
'Nice location (in summer!)by the river (Fossdyke). Reasonable food, a tad expensive.'
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Bexley Pubs : Kings Head pub in Bexley
'olde worlde (watch yer head, low ceiling beams)pub, I think the oldest in Bexley village. Nice landlord, very nice barmaids!'
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Bexley Pubs : Three Blackbirds pub in Bexley
'average sort of local- cheap food the last time I was there. Worth popping into.'
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Maidstone Pubs : Brookes Cafe Bar pub in Maidstone
'Fair bar during the day, known to be rowdy at night. Used to have Reggae night (Fridays)but I think this has ended now.'
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Maidstone Pubs : The Muggleston Inn pub in Maidstone
'Huge Wetherspoons!'
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Rochester Pubs : The Jolly Knight pub in Rochester
'Fair pub, has a basement with live music Fridays and Saturdays. Landlord also runs the 'Arrow' next door. Not sure if they do food.'
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Rochester Pubs : The Kings Head pub in Rochester
'Sawdust and uncomfortable chairs, new wave type pub. Has folk music one day per week - Friday I think.'
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Strood Pubs : The Prince Of Wales pub in Strood near Rochester
'Reasonable pub,reasonable price beer and pool table. Friendly landlord and landlady. Folk music Thursday nights. '
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Orpington Pubs : The Rock & Fountain pub in Orpington
'Quite a nice eatery.'
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Chislehurst Pubs : Sydney Arms pub in Chislehurst
'Reasonable beer, reasonable food, nice conservatory and garden. Not cheap.'
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Chislehurst Pubs : Penny Farthing pub in Chislehurst
'.....!!!!!!!!!!!'
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St Mary Cray Pubs : White Swan pub in St Mary Cray near Orpington
'nondescript boozer'
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Hollingbourne Pubs : The Dirty Habit pub in Hollingbourne near Maidstone
'more an eatery than a pub. Nice but tends to get crowded - live music once a week.'
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Hollingbourne Pubs : The Windmill pub in Hollingbourne near Maidstone
'Nondescript restaurant cum pub.'
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Strood Pubs : The Riverside Tavern pub in Strood near Rochester
'very gay pub.'
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Rochester Pubs : The Two Brewers pub in Rochester
'OK but not a lot of room here.'
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North Hykeham Pubs : Plough Inn pub in North Hykeham near Lincoln
'Not bad, has riverside terrace. Recently 'yuppied up'.'
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Sidcup Pubs : The Seven Stars pub in Sidcup
'Quaint old pub by the river.'
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Orpington Pubs : The Harvest Moon pub in Orpington
'typical wetherspoons-type boozer.'
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Coleby Pubs : Tempest Arms pub in Coleby near Lincoln
'Good pub, good food, spectacular views from the Lincoln Edge.'
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Wye Pubs : The Tickled Trout pub in Wye near Ashford
'Great old pub by the river. Nice to visit on a warm day for a pint and a meal.'
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London (SE) Pubs : The Rising Sun pub in London (SE)
'nice family pub. '
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Bexleyheath Pubs : Rat & Parrot pub in Bexleyheath
'crap'
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Bexleyheath Pubs : Danson Stables pub in Bexleyheath
'More a restaurant than a pub but generally OK.'
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Bexleyheath Pubs : Wrong Un pub in Bexleyheath
'Just another Wetherspoons-type bland pub.'
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Dartford Pubs : The Paper Makers Arms pub in Dartford
'Good pub, good food. Not that cheap.'
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Eynsford Pubs : Five Bells pub in Eynsford near Dartford
'Not a bad pub but you might have a job finding a seat.'
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Welling Pubs : The Plough & Harrow pub in Welling
'Another ropey Welling pub. '
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London (SE) Pubs : Oneills Irish Bar pub in London (SE)
'Was a good bar with live music at one time. Now seems full of 'baseball caps'.'
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Biggin Hill Pubs : Old Jail Inn pub in Biggin Hill near Westerham
'Quite a pleasant country pub.'
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Bexleyheath Pubs : The Royal Oak pub in Bexleyheath
'A pleasant enough pub to visit for a few drinks.'
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Bexleyheath Pubs : The Royal Oak pub in Bexleyheath
'A pleasant enough pub to visit for a few drinks.'
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North Kyme Pubs : The Plough Inn pub in North Kyme near Lincoln
'Pub and restaurant with congenial atmosphere. Good B&B next door.'
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Orpington Pubs : The Crayfish pub in Orpington
'One time good pub that's gone downhill.'
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Sevenoaks Pubs : Riverhead Harvester pub in Sevenoaks
'Typical bland harvester.'
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Shoreham Pubs : The Kings Arms pub in Shoreham near Sevenoaks
'Pleasant pub/restaurant but is small, claustraphobic and well-patronised.'
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Knatts Valley Pubs : The Fox & Hounds pub in Knatts Valley near Sevenoaks
'Isolated country pub - worth popping into if you're in the area.Does food.'
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Halstead Pubs : Polehill Arms pub in Halstead near Sevenoaks
'Nice pub at top of Poll Hill with garden and views over Darent Valley. Roaring log fires in winter. '
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Keston Pubs : The Kings Arms pub in Keston
'Olde, ancienty pub with low ceilings. Can be quite crowded at times but has various extensions, conservatory and good food.'
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Lower Upnor Pubs : The Ship pub in Lower Upnor near Rochester
'Cosy trad pub for nautical types (right by river).'
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Sidcup Pubs : The Blue Rose pub in Sidcup
'I think they tried to change this pub's name to improve its image but it's still full of pikeys and baseball caps.'
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Sidcup Pubs : Ye Olde Black Horse pub in Sidcup
'Bring your baseball cap.'
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Sidcup Pubs : The Woodman pub in Sidcup
'Smokey bovver pub where strange things such as shootings occur.'
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Melton Mowbray Pubs : The Crown pub in Melton Mowbray
'Trad English pub doing good food and beer. Nice log fire.'
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Waltham on the Wolds Pubs : The Royal Horse Shoes pub in Waltham on the Wolds near Melton Mowbray
'Good pub for food and beer but not cheap. Much frequented by emigre southerners.'
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Waltham On The Wolds Pubs : Marquis Of Granby pub in Waltham On The Wolds near Melton Mowbray
'Stands opposite the Royal Horseshoes but an entirely different type of pub. Frequented by locals with high-powered car stereos and baseball caps.'
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West Kingsdown Pubs : The Gamecock pub in West Kingsdown near Sevenoaks
'Grim local.'
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Otford Pubs : The Woodman Public House pub in Otford near Sevenoaks
'Not a great pub but the locals seem to like it. Live music some evenings.'
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Coningsby Pubs : The White Bull pub in Coningsby near Lincoln
'Not very atmospheric pub with dining area.'
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Dartford Pubs : The Royal Oak pub in Dartford
'Not a bad pub for Dartford - live music some nights.'
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London (SE) Pubs : The Porcupine pub in London (SE)
'Dodgy! (see under Penny Farthing Chiselhurst).'
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Maidstone Pubs : Ten Bells Public House pub in Maidstone
'Reasonable pub to drop into if you're round that way.'
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Chelsfield Pubs : The Five Bells pub in Chelsfield near Orpington
'Reasonable country pub but uncomfortable seating.'
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Sidcup Pubs : Jolly Fenman pub in Sidcup
'Large sterile pub lacking in atmosphere. Conservatory and garden.'
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Bexley Pubs : The George pub in Bexley
'Ancient pub with new trendy layout. Not bad but little atmosphere. '
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Bexley Pubs : The Blue Anchor pub in Bexley
'Looks nice from the outside but interior does not live up to expectations. Worth popping into for a pint.'
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Dartford Pubs : Royal Victoria and Bull Hotel pub in Dartford
'Perculiar pub fashioned from the courtyard area of an old coaching inn - the floor is the old courtyard paving! Interesting to vist, the bar area is well lit from the glass roof above.'
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Chislehurst Pubs : Ramblers Rest pub in Chislehurst
'Quaint little old pub approached down a long narrow drive or, on foot, down a steep grassy bank. Nice atmosphere and friendly service.'
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Waddington Pubs : Horse & Jockey pub in Waddington near Lincoln
'Good, cosy village pub and restaurant. Friendly landlord and staff, the best pub around Lincoln.'
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Orpington Pubs : The Ravensbury Arms pub in Orpington
'If you only want a pint use it otherwise don't bother.'
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Lincoln Pubs : Waggon & Horses pub in Lincoln
'Seedy boozer, falling apart.'
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Lincoln Pubs : The Witch & The Wardrobe pub in Lincoln
'OK for a (very) quick drink.'
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Lincoln Pubs : The Falcon Inn pub in Lincoln
'Basically, a student's bar.'
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Lincoln Pubs : Adam & Eve pub in Lincoln
'A fine, if small, olde worlde pub (oldest in Lincoln). Good atmos and occassional Irish folk music. '
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Charing Pubs : The Bowl Inn pub in Charing near Ashford
'V.nice well-run country pub. Log fires, garden & lots going on.'
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Meopham Pubs : The Long Hop pub in Meopham near Gravesend
'Good old pub with views across the village green.'
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Crayford Pubs : Jolly Farmers pub in Crayford near Dartford
'Spit'n' sawdust!'
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Bexleyheath Pubs : The Polo Bar pub in Bexleyheath
'Idiot's bar. Go there if your IQ is below 4.'
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Sheerness Pubs : Tudor Inn pub in Sheerness
'Not bad, rowdy weekends.'
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Minster On Sea Pubs : The Playa pub in Minster On Sea near Sheerness
'Reasonable pub with restaurant area. Not cheap - music weekends.'
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London (NW) Pubs : Biddy Mulligans pub in London (NW)
'Pseudo Irish bar - try the many real Irish boozers in the area (if you dare).'
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Belvedere Pubs : The Eardley Arms pub in Belvedere
'An old boozer but quite friendly.'
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Belvedere Pubs : The Fox pub in Belvedere
'Quite welcoming and friendly old style pub.'
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Orpington Pubs : Anchor & Hope pub in Orpington
'This isn't a bad pub for a drink or two but not for an all-nighter.'
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Orpington Pubs : Black Horse pub in Orpington
'OK for a drink and a bite to eat - has recently been opened out and modernised.'
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Swanley Pubs : Lullingstone Castle pub in Swanley
'Well known bovver pub. Name changed several times.'
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Swanley Pubs : Fruiterers Arms pub in Swanley
'Reasonable pub but be warned - this is a local's boozer!'
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Welling Pubs : Guy Earl Of Warwick pub in Welling
'A fair pub now but has been known to be boisterous in the past. Under-age drinkers beware!'
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Arundel Pubs : The Red Lion pub in Arundel
'A reasonable city pub. Somewhat antiquated and cramped but still a pleasant stop-off for thirsty travellers.'
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Hastings Pubs : Ye Old Pump House pub in Hastings
'A great old (ancient), creaky pub with good beer.'
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Seal Pubs : The Crown Inn pub in Seal near Sevenoaks
'This is quite a nice pub in a small village. Food and live music last time I was there.'
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Orpington Pubs : Daylight Inn pub in Orpington
'Not a great pub for atmos but good enough for a pint and some grub while you wait for your train.A totally different experience to the Sovereign on the other side of the (Petts Wood)station.'
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Silchester Pubs : Calleva Arms pub in Silchester near Reading
'A good amd reasonably large country pub with well-cooked food. Often frequented by strange archaeology types searching for the ruins of Roman Silchester (Calleva).'
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Billingshurst Pubs : Ye Olde Six Bells pub in Billingshurst
'An ancient and quaint local's pub set well back from the street. Good food (and nice barmaid, the last time I visited.'
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Petworth Pubs : The Angel Inn pub in Petworth
'Congenial old pub that was once a coaching inn. Be warned this place is not cheap!'
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Fordwich Pubs : The Fordwich Arms pub in Fordwich near Canterbury
'V.nice country pub/restaurant alongside the river. Close to the timber-framed medieval town hall.'
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Lenham Pubs : The Red Lion pub in Lenham near Maidstone
'Not bad for Lenham but tends to be frequented by noisy teenagers.'
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South Stoke Pubs : Black Rabbit Inn pub in South Stoke near Arundel
'Great old pub by the river. Long and low. Good beer, food, music some nights, and a small dance floor.'
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Swanscombe Pubs : Blue Anchor pub in Swanscombe
'This isn't a bad pub for Swanscombe. A local boozer really but with a friendly atmosphere. A few tables and chairs out front for those warm evenings.'
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Tenterden Pubs : The Eight Bells pub in Tenterden
'A bit of a stuffy old pub and reataurant this one. Don't expect any cheap booze.'
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Faversham Pubs : The Albion Tavern pub in Faversham
'A pleasant weather-boarded pub by the river. Good food and beer but you won't find anything cheap here.'
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London (SE) Pubs : The Greyhound pub in London (SE)
'Too often resembles a Wild West movie set - never looks clean.'
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London (SE) Pubs : Yates Wine Lodge pub in London (SE)
'Very iffy - especially weekends.'
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London (SE) Pubs : Anchor & Hope pub in London (SE)
'Decent pub with small patio area by the river. Although the surrounding industrial area is none to pleasant the pub and its environs offer a quiet oasis.'
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Westerham Pubs : The Grasshopper Inn pub in Westerham
'A reasonable country pub with carvery. Cosy bar.'
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Headcorn Pubs : The George & Dragon pub in Headcorn near Ashford
'A fine 'local'with nice atmos, good beer and log fire.'
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Sidcup Pubs : Red Lion pub in Sidcup
'One time pikey hang-out that's improved of late. Still a drab old boozer though - the ' Stars ' down the road is a safer bet.'
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Sutton Valence Pubs : The Plough Inn pub in Sutton Valence near Maidstone
'I wouldn't put this good family pub & restaurant in Sutton Valence but more in Langley. V. nice ancient pub with play area for the kids.'
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Canterbury Pubs : The Thomas Ingoldsby pub in Canterbury
'Another Wetherspoons but suprisingly pleasant with reasonable food and cheap beer. Often inhabited by uni students.'
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Orpington Pubs : Sovereign Of The Seas pub in Orpington
'A typical sterile Wetherspoons altho' slightly better than average.'
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Sevenoaks Pubs : The Chequers Inn pub in Sevenoaks
'An fine ancient pub selling a range of beers and good food. Frequented by the aged during the day. Friendly staff.'
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Dartford Pubs : The Plough pub in Dartford
'A reasonable pub by dartford standards. Tarted up in the last couple of years.'
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Leicester Pubs : The Last Plantagenet pub in Leicester
'Seemingly the usual Wetherspoons but can be lively Fri/Sat night b4 the clubs get going.'
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London (E) Pubs : Blind Beggar pub in London (E)
'Small drab pub with dubious history.'
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Mablethorpe Pubs : The Fulbeck pub in Mablethorpe
'Went there in the summer and was pleasantly surprised by this beachside pub that does food. Will definitely go there again.'
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Lincoln Pubs : The Crows Nest pub in Lincoln
'A reasonable local, divided between a 'sports' side and a 'lounge' side.'
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Lincoln Pubs : The Plough pub in Lincoln
'Quite a nice pub with a riverside terrace. Recently refurbished.'
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Harrietsham Pubs : The Roebuck pub in Harrietsham near Maidstone
'A not very good local, generally inhabited by drunken postmen during the day. Play area for kids.'
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Harrietsham Pubs : The Ringlestone Inn pub in Harrietsham near Maidstone
'Upmarket pub / restaurant for yuppies and coach-loads of German tourists.'
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Fordwich Pubs : George & Dragon pub in Fordwich near Canterbury
'Cosy trad. style country pub with good beer / food and log fire.'
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Grafty Green Pubs : The Who'd a Thought It pub in Grafty Green near Maidstone
'A country pub / motel in the middle of nowhere. Very cosy if you can find a seat.'
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Smarden Pubs : The Bell pub in Smarden near Ashford
'The famous Smarden Bell. Good country pub atmosphere with rickety buildings and extensive garden.'
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Welling Pubs : Fanny on the Hill pub in Welling
'Down-market but friendly local with cheap beer.'
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Welling Pubs : Nags Head pub in Welling
'A Wetherspoons-type pub with reasonably priced beer and food. Music some nights. This pub is on several levels, which could cause problems for the inebriated at closing time (midnight).'
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Bramerton Pubs : The The Woods End pub in Bramerton near Norwich
'Good old freehouse to moor up at if you're on the Broads. Good food.'
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Reedham Pubs : Reedham Ferry pub in Reedham near Norwich
'Funny little pub with family room. Will serve a turn if you're thirsty enough.'
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Burgh Castle Pubs : Fishermans Bar pub in Burgh Castle near Great Yarmouth
'Friendly and quaint little pub on the River Waveney. Good food, good beer and all the books you can read (!?!).'
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Higher Kinnerton Pubs : The Royal Oak Inn pub in Higher Kinnerton near Chester
'Outstanding country pub and restaurant. As a result extremely busy at weekends, when virtually everyone in Chester seems to flock to the countryside.'
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Lincoln Pubs : Bull & Chain pub in Lincoln
'Popped in here recently on recommendation. Found it a nice friendly pub with neat garden. Well worth a visit and I understand they do good food as well (can't testify for this though).'
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Chislehurst Pubs : The Crown pub in Chislehurst
'This was a good pub years ago, then went downhill but has improved of late. There are better pubs in chis though.'
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Sidcup Pubs : The White Cross Inn pub in Sidcup
'Last went to this pub a couple of years ago and it was OK then. Considering its location, I can't imagine the place has changed much.'
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Sidcup Pubs : The Charcoal Burner pub in Sidcup
'A fair pub if you stick to the 'better' side.'
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Shrewsbury Pubs : The Severn Apprentice pub in Shrewsbury
'This is a fair 'local'with reasonably priced beer. Close to the River Severn.'
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Maldon Pubs : The Jolly Sailor pub in Maldon
'A fair pub close to the quayside. Very popular for food.'
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Burnham-On-Crouch Pubs : Anchor Hotel pub in Burnham-On-Crouch
'A pleasant enough pub with some outdoor tables by the riverside. Busy in summer.'
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Chislehurst Pubs : The Queens Head pub in Chislehurst
'Not a bad pub alongside the pond. Has a garden and is much frequented by the young and boisterous element.'
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Chislehurst Pubs : Imperial Arms pub in Chislehurst
'Has a certain threatening atmosphere even in the early evening. Basically, give it a miss.'
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Sidcup Pubs : The Portrait pub in Sidcup
'This is a reasonable and modern pub for a quick drink. Although it may look like a wine bar from the outside be aware that it is often frequented by dodgy characters.'
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Corbridge Pubs : Black Bull Inn pub in Corbridge
'Quite a nice pub & eatery, with a very tight car park - the entry is so tight (between pub and shop next door) that you can easily leave your wing mirrors behind. This inn is very popular with tourists (Hadrian's Wall walkers etc.'
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Chollerford Pubs : The George Hotel pub in Chollerford near Hexham
'A huge pub/restaurant and hotel (Swallows group I think) alongside the bridge and close to Chesters Roman site. Very busy and very expensive.'
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Chislehurst Pubs : The Bulls Head pub in Chislehurst
'A busy old pub with bar and (too) cosy lounge area (posh clobber only). Bar full of loud builder types, lounge full of slippered codgers having nap attacks.'
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Sandling Pubs : The Malta Inn pub in Sandling near Maidstone
'A large, popular pub and restaurant by a lock on the River Medway. This is a beefeater which serves reasonable food. Has a very large kid's area (you have been warned!).'
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Chelsfield Pubs : The Bo-Peep pub in Chelsfield near Orpington
'Funny (i.e. quaint) little country pub that does good food. This is one of a number of isolated Chelsfield pubs is so tiny it's often standing room only. Booking for food essential.'
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Higham Pubs : Copperfields pub in Higham near Rochester
'Cosy old pub that's well worth a visit. Seems popular with couples having clandestine and, presumably, extra-marital liasons.'
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Crockenhill Pubs : The Chequers pub in Crockenhill near Swanley
'This pub was once a decent local but on my last visit (admittedly a year ago)was full of mouthy yobbos). '
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Belvedere Pubs : Ye Olde Leather Bottle pub in Belvedere
'Quite a fair but down-market local that is friendly towards strangers.'
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Grantham Pubs : Muddle Go Nowhere pub in Grantham
'A modern Brewster's family pub that serves reasonable food and drink. Some might call this a pseudo-pub and they'd probably be right.'
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Lincoln Pubs : Royal William IV pub in Lincoln
'If you want a quiet drink by the Brayford this is the pub for you. Never seems busy but the close proximity of Lloyds Bar, Square Sail etc. might account for this. Reasonable priced beer / food. '
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Eynsford Pubs : Plough & Harrow pub in Eynsford near Dartford
'Ancient pub by the river that's been ' yuppied up '. Good restaurant but horrendously expensive and grub only for real ' foodies '(no fish & chips). Try the Malt Shovel instead.'
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Lincoln Pubs : The Peacock Inn pub in Lincoln
'Fine old pub and restaurant in the upper city. Good beer and food with good service and reasonably priced for this area of the city. Tiny car park.'
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Shooters Hill Pubs : We Anchor in Hope pub in Shooters Hill near Welling
'Now one of the best pubs around welling. Has a large garden and kid's play area. Try it!'
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Melton Mowbray Pubs : Anne Of Cleeves pub in Melton Mowbray
'There are only about three decent pubs in melton and this is one of them. This stone-built medieval pub with a log fire has all the charm of a country inn and serves excellent food and beer. '
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Melton Mowbray Pubs : The Kings Head pub in Melton Mowbray
'Quite a reasonable pub this one with more modern layout than the exterior implies.'
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West Malling Pubs : Five Pointed Star pub in West Malling
'An olde worlde pub boasting log fire. Good beer and food plus small garden and friendly staff.'
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Rochester Pubs : The Eagle Tavern pub in Rochester
'A reasonable pub for a pint or two on your way to Amadaeus or Aerron Stones. Live music a couple of nights a week. Good fun when they allowed dancing but this seems to have ended now.'
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Corbridge Pubs : Wheatsheaf Hotel pub in Corbridge
'A very nice but expensive pub / restaurant that's popular with tourists. Trendy menu. Token needed to get out of car park!!!'
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Maidstone Pubs : The Loft Bar pub in Maidstone
'Also known as ' Skippy's ' bar with authentic grotty and small aussie ' dunnies'. Like all downmarket clubs this place is a laugh in the early hours of Sunday morning - if you're stoned out of your brain.'
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Maidstone Pubs : Gabriels Cafe Bar pub in Maidstone
'An ancient pub that's been converted into a low quality haunt for youngsters. On two floors with a heated garden (patio area). Has a resident pot-boy called Elvis who's about two centuries older than the average customer but still gets to snog all the slappers.'
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Sidcup Pubs : Horse & Groom pub in Sidcup
'An old boozer that was transformed into a Beefeater rest quite a few years back. Now under new management but retains the Beefeater feel and layout. Not bad for a pint and a meal and has some tables out front.'
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Worksop Pubs : Liquorice Gardens pub in Worksop
'One of those dreaded Wetherspoons but we found it Ok for a Sunday afternoon drink and meal. Seems to be popular with with young families.'
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Yalding Pubs : Anchor Inn pub in Yalding near Maidstone
'This pub and restaurant is well located on a bend in the River Medway and so has the river running along two sides. Beer is OK but the food has deteriorated recently. Still does a good trade though, presumably because of its nice location. Open air dining on two sides.'
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Hullbridge Pubs : The Anchor Inn pub in Hullbridge near Hockley
'Huge family pub on the River Crouch, the haunt of Essex Man, Girl and Kids. Family-orientated with play areas and huge garden stretching down to the riverside. Best visited during the week (but not in July or August.'
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Farningham Pubs : Lion Hotel pub in Farningham near Dartford
'This one-time Harvester is located by a bridge over the River Darent. A very nice location and the food is cheap, if bland. Greatly extended and has extensive gardens right down to the river. Oh, and the beer is OK.'
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Chatham Pubs : The Tiger Moth pub in Chatham
'A popular pub and eatery next to Rochester Airport. I seem to remember it being known as The Gypsy Month until a few years ago when the restaurant was superb. Still worth attending for nosh and a beer if you're in the area but not good enough for an all-nighter.'
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Bexley Pubs : Coach & Horses pub in Bexley
'A real local's boozer this one, with miserable staff, poor food and tepid beer. Don't be drinking at ten past eleven or they'll probably take your beer off you!!!'
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Hawleys Corner Pubs : The Spinning Wheel pub in Hawleys Corner near Westerham
'This used to be a first-class pub / restaurant until Brewer's Fare took over. I think Brewer's Fare still run the place and the food is vaguely edible and the beer drinkable. Swamped with kids at weekends.'
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Rochester Pubs : Royal Victoria and Bull Hotel pub in Rochester
'An old coaching inn, like its namesake in Dartford and apparently mentioned in Dickens' Pickwick Papers. Unlike the Dartford Inn this is upper-crust and boring. With its over-priced food and drink you're more likely to find the few inhabitants sleeping rather than raving on a Saturday night.'
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Rochester Pubs : The City Wall pub in Rochester
'This place has the appearance of a wine bar rather than a pub. It does, however, do a good line in beers and lagers. Some of the clientele are definitely of the yuppie variety but this is basically a congenial watering hole and if you do fancy a change just step into the Eagle next door or Aaronn Stone's over the road.'
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Orpington Pubs : The Broomwood Steak House pub in Orpington
'In my youth this was a pub entirely taken over by pikeys. In the late 1970s the pub was transformed into a pub / restaurant and extensively tarted up. However, don't be deceived by the grand exterior, for on a recent visit I found the place drab and dirty and with unhelpful staff. The one other customer informed me that the old elements had lately returned and lowered the tone of the place.'
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Waddington Pubs : The Wheatsheaf pub in Waddington near Lincoln
'A fiendly local serving bar meals. Has a garden and a no smoking area. Photos of war-time bomb damage around the village !!'
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York Pubs : Thomas's pub in York
'An impressive city pub from the outside but follows the usual modern pub / restaurant theme inside. Various areas for eating and drinking, including a family room. The pub is laid out on various levels with steps everywhere and the toilets are upstairs. Curiously, the left handrail on these stairs is not much over a foot in height and so does not comply with latest disability legislation.'
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Navenby Pubs : Lion & Royal pub in Navenby near Lincoln
'A local boozer for sure, with an austere and empty atmosphere. Have a quick pint then make for the King's Head, if you can afford it !!'
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Sidcup Pubs : Black Boy pub in Sidcup
'This has always been a friendly local on the few times that I have visited it. The landlord runs a good facility for his regulars and the odd student or two from the Greenwich Uni across the road. If it's a plastic paddy or some other theme bar you're after, then this isn't for you.'
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London (SE) Pubs : The Beehive pub in London (SE)
'In all the year's of drinking in this area, I can't remember a time when this was a good pub. From the outside, with its various interesting architectural features and flower baskets, the 'Hive' looks to all the world like a Hampstead licensed restaurant but once inside the thirsty drinker is in for a shock. The place is dirty, bland, uninviting and staffed with unhelpful barpersons. Unfortunately, it is a mile-and-a-half walk to the nearest decent hostelry - The Rising Sun, Eltham (or perhaps The Black Boy, Avery Hill).'
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Keston Pubs : The Greyhound pub in Keston
'Quite a nice village pub serving good food and beer. Popular with those walking the nearby common.'
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Stone Pubs : The Welsh Tavern pub in Stone near Dartford
'A local's boozer that just happens to do good food and a range of beers. Non-atmospheric (but then I'm not a local).'
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Lincoln Pubs : Nosey Parkers pub in Lincoln
'Probably the worst of the city's modern boozers. A smokey ' sports bar' full of baseball caps.'
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Bromley Pubs : Scruffy Murphys pub in Bromley
'A typical Plastic Paddy with wooden seating, screens, and over-priced beer. Gigs a couple of nights a week.'
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Orpington Pubs : The Cricketers pub in Orpington
'One of the better pubs in a town full of ropey boozers. Tends to be quieter than most as it is away from the High St. Once had a middle-class atmosphere and did a nice line in trout and chips - but that was long ago.'
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Lincoln Pubs : Gate House Inn pub in Lincoln
'Haven't been in there yet as I've been told it's a bit dodgy. Noticed today a sign outside saying 'Under New Management'. Might be worth popping in for a pint - I'll report back when I've drunk the pint.'
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London (SE) Pubs : The Old Post Office pub in London (SE)
'Since this modern-style place first opened it had all the makings of a bovver pub. In the last couple of years this has come to pass with the big screen brigade regularly trying to kill each other. Even the comfy sofas cannot make up for the strained atmosphere in this dirty and unfriendly boozer.'
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London (SE) Pubs : Sun In The Sands pub in London (SE)
'A sad old boozer, seemingly in the middle of nowhere even though it borders on Charlton, Eltham and Blackheath. With the A2 rattling along outside and dodgy clientele inside this is a place to avoid.'
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Beckenham Pubs : ONeills Irish Bar pub in Beckenham
'With its wooden tables and chairs, screens and overly expensive beer, what can you say. Just another Plastic Paddy !.'
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Lincoln Pubs : The Ritz pub in Lincoln
'Not bad for a Wetherspoons, reasonably priced edible food and cheap, cold bitter.'
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Lincoln Pubs : The Glasshouse pub in Lincoln
'This modern pub has inevitably deteriorated over time. Comfy sofas and plenty of space during the day but still ever-more dirty and uninviting.'
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Bridlington Pubs : Greyhound Hotel pub in Bridlington
'Smokey, modern 'sports bar' with zero atmosphere.'
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Sandling Pubs : The Running Horse pub in Sandling near Maidstone
'Seemingly, an ordinary pub on the outside but has in fact been a Harvester for a long time. Usual Harvester fare and sterile bar. V. busy.'
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Maidstone Pubs : White Rabbit Inn pub in Maidstone
'This place is worth a 7 as a restaurant but only a 5 as a pub, hence 6 overall. Only poofed up yuppies need apply - if you're wearing normal clothes the doorman won't let you in. You might disturb the yuppies.'
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Chislehurst Pubs : The Gordon Arms pub in Chislehurst
'Went into this pub a few months ago after several year's absence. Found it still incredibly quiet and full of aged men. An enigma in an area where pubs are full of lager louts and restaurants are full of yuppies.'
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Chislehurst Pubs : Ye Olde Station Master pub in Chislehurst
'Formerly known as the Bickley Arms, this is a large echoing boozer without atmosphere (and little beer range). Famous for being the pub criticised on-air by a famous radio DJ about 30 years ago. Frequented by Bromley yobs who often resort to fisticuffs and knife-weilding outside(Imperial Arms close by).'
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London (E) Pubs : Prospect Of Whitby pub in London (E)
'As far back as I can remember, thi